Keebler Has Changed Its Cookie Recipe And I’m Not Happy

Following a long day of work and child-rearing, I sat down last night with a tall glass of milk and a stack of the finest mass-produced cookies on the market: Keebler’s Chocolate Lovers Chips Deluxe.

Now look: I know there are better cookies to be eaten. Matt’s Chocolate Chip Cookies are fantastic. The Pepperidge Farm Soft-Baked Cookies are delicious. But sometimes you don’t want to pay $3 for eight cookies. That’s why Keebler gets my vote more often than not.

Last night, though, something was wrong. The┬áKeebler Chocolate Lovers Chips Deluxe cookies I have loved for years and years…didn’t taste good. Something was off. And to quote Donald Trump, it was very bad. Believe me. (more…)